Donphanfan

I went to the pumpkin patch to pick some pumpkins to make jackolanterns. I know it's April, but I live in Lavender Town and it's Halloween all year there. The pumpkin I picked looked kind of funny. I took out my carving knife and began making the Jack O'Lantern. Then I put the jack o'lantern on my front porch. The next day the police came to my house and arrested me for Pokemon abuse. How was I to know that the pumpkin I got at the pumpkin patch was actually a hibernating pumpkaboo? Winter had come much earlier than usual that year. After I was released from prison and went back home the jack-o'-lantern was still there. I tried to get rid of it but it always reappeared on my front porch the very next day. I got arrested two more times before the police realized it was the same Pokemon that I had inadvertently killed on Friday the 13th rather than a new victim. It was a horribly traumatic experience and I will never look at pumpkins the same way again.