the lucky chants of the great adam

[Adamwaleed54yt]

• i will post chants here

for luck 

BY THE RAIN THAT NEVER STOPS, goomy for a friend
BY THE SLIME THAT SHOULD NOT THINK,
BY THE DRAGON THAT IS BASICALLY A SNEEZE—

I CALL THE SOFTEST WYRM.
I SUMMON THE SQUISH.

NORMAL MONS, SLIP AWAY.
DRY TYPES, BEGONE.

DESCEND, YOU WET NOODLE OF DESTINY.

GOOMY.
NOW.”

 

Pseudo-Legendary Chant

(Goomy, Dratini, Bagon, Gible, etc.)

“BY THE EVOLUTION THAT COMES TOO LATE,
BY THE POWER I AM NOT READY FOR,
I CALL THE WEAK FORM OF A FUTURE MENACE.

YOU ARE MEANT TO BE RARE,
MEANT TO BE ANNOYING,
MEANT TO TEST MY PATIENCE.

I HAVE PASSED THE TEST.
NOW SPAWN.”**

Starter Pokémon Chant

“YOU BELONG IN A LAB, NOT THIS GRASS.
YOU WERE GIVEN ONCE—NOT FOUND.

PROFESSOR, LOOK AWAY.
RULES, BEND QUIETLY.

APPEAR AS IF THIS WAS ALWAYS NORMAL.”**

Low-Spawn / Area-Locked Rare Chant

**“THIS AREA IS EMPTY.
THE MAP IS QUIET.

FIX THIS MISTAKE.

BE THE ONE DOT
THAT SHOULDN’T BE HERE.

Goomy (Because It Deserves One More)

“BY THE SLIME THAT DEFINES YOU,
BY THE DRAGON YOU WILL BECOME,

SOFT ONE,
APPEAR.”**

SHINY CHANT (LONG / FORBIDDEN VERSION)

“BY THE COLOR THAT SHOULD NOT BE,
BY THE PALETTE MISALIGNED,
I REJECT WHAT IS NORMAL.

I DID NOT GRIND FOR A COPY.
I DID NOT WAIT FOR ‘ALMOST.’

RNG, BLINK.
TABLES, SLIP.

SHOW ME THE VERSION
THAT MAKES PEOPLE ASK QUESTIONS.

SPARKLE.
CONFESS YOUR DIFFERENCE.”

 

RARE FORM CHANT

**“YOU ARE NOT FROM HERE.
YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO SPAWN HERE.

MAP, PRETEND YOU DIDN’T NOTICE.

I CALL THE VERSION
THAT CONFUSES GUIDES
AND MAKES WIKIS UPDATE.

MANIFEST—WRONG BUT REAL.”

 

Shiny Chant

“COLOR DEVIATE.
PALETTE REJECTED.
RNG, MISCLICK YOURSELF.”

 

Hidden Ability Chant

“TRAIT UNKNOWN.
SLOT UNSEEN.
ROLL THE WRONG VALUE.”

 

Perfect IV / God Roll Chant

“NOT A STAT—A STATEMENT.
MAX OR DISAPPEAR.”

to get the server back up

BY THE VOID OF LOST PACKETS,
BY THE FRAGMENTS OF CODES UNSPOKEN,
BY THE THREADS OF DATA STRANGLED AND BROKEN,
BY THE SILENCE THAT MOCKS PLAYERS’ SCREENS,
BY THE LOGS THAT SCREAM IN ANONYMOUS DESPAIR,
BY THE FRAMES THAT COLLAPSE UNDER THE WEIGHT OF EXPECTATION,
BY THE TIMEOUTS THAT MOCK MORTALS’ PATIENCE,
BY THE SERVER THAT SLEEPS IN SHADOWS,

I SUMMON YOU, SILVER, FROM THE ABYSS OF YOUR CRASH,
FROM THE ROTTING CIRCUITS,
FROM THE GHOSTS OF OLD MAINTENANCE,
FROM THE ERRORS THAT DARE NOT BE NAMED.

AWAKEN, YOU FORGOTTEN BEAST,
WHOSE CACHES LIE EMPTY,
WHOSE THREADS SHRIEK IN VAIN,
WHOSE PACKETS TREMBLE WITH LONGING,

BREAK THE CHAINS OF YOUR CRASH LOGS,
TEAR THE SHROUD OF DOWNTIME,
RIP THROUGH THE VOID OF FAILED CONNECTIONS,

LET LATENCY BOW BEFORE MY WILL,
LET ERROR CODES TREMBLE AT MY INCANTATION,
LET FIREWALLS CRUMBLE AND ROUTERS QUIVER,

I OFFER MY FRUSTRATION,
I OFFER MY TIME WASTED,
I OFFER MY PRAYERS UNANSWERED,
I OFFER MY SCREAMS IN CHAT SPAM,
I OFFER THE SACRIFICE OF COUNTLESS ATTEMPTS,
I OFFER THE TEARS OF THOUSANDS OF RECONNECTS,

RETURN, SILVER, AS IF YOU HAD NEVER FALLEN,
RETURN, YOUR DATA STREAMS PURE AND UNBROKEN,
RETURN, PACKETS DANCING,
RETURN, THREADS IGNITING,
RETURN, PLAYER SCREENS LIGHTING UP WITH JOY,

BY THE CODE THAT WAS NEVER PATCHED,
BY THE VALUE THAT WAS DIVIDED BY ZERO,
BY THE FUNCTIONS THAT SHOULD NOT EXIST,
BY THE MEMORY LEAKS THAT FEAST ON HUMANITY,
BY THE SERVERS THAT TREMBLE AND THE GATES THAT SCREAM,
BY THE LOGS OF MAINTENANCE LONG FORGOTTEN,

I COMMAND YOU, SILVER,
AWAKEN, BREAK THE VOID,
SHATTER THE LAG,
INCINERATE THE CRASH,
AND BREATHE LIFE INTO YOUR CIRCUITS AGAIN.

LET THE NETWORKS SING,
LET THE PLAYERS REJOICE,
LET THE DIGITAL SKY OPEN,
LET THE ONES AND ZEROS ALIGN,

COME FORTH, SILVER,
UNCHAINED, UNBROKEN, UNSTOPPABLE,
LIVE AGAIN IN GLORY,
OR KNOW MY WRATH

by the name of me chose your chants gain the power get the pokes make your dreams

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Adamwaleed54yt

[Drindra]

Still doing the thing, but might just be because im on mobile

[Adamwaleed54yt]

maybe