Aight since I find the "PRO story" too slow to progress.

Lets make one which progresses fast.

Alright, the rules are simple:

- We need to come up with a funny story by posting one or two words SENTENCE ! in every post

 

Example:

User1: One day, a kid punched prof. Joey, and snatched a starter pokemon.

User2: One day, a kid punched prof. Joey, and snatched a starter pokemon. Lets name him Trump123.

UserX: One day, a kid punched prof. Joey, and snatched a starter pokemon. Lets name him Trump123.

Trump123 began his adventures with his new companion, a rattata named "Devastator".

 

- Keep swearing and bad words in general to a minimum

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I'll start:

YOU START.

Once upon a time, a young boy went to Viridian Forest to catch a Pikachu.

Once upon a time, a young boy went to Viridian Forest to catch a Pikachu. The boy, who had just started his adventure, did not know what to expect from such a forest as he curiously enters without a map.

Once upon a time, a young boy went to Viridian Forest to catch a Pikachu. The boy, who had just started his adventure, did not know what to expect from such a forest as he curiously enters without a map. While struggling his way to find a Pikachu without a single Pokemon in his team and a spare pokeball in his bagpack, he met prof. Joey "The Legendary Rattata trainer".

 

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Oh boi, Déjà vu.

Once upon a time, a young boy went to Viridian Forest to catch a Pikachu. The boy, who had just started his adventure, did not know what to expect from such a forest as he curiously enters without a map. While struggling his way to find a Pikachu without a single Pokemon in his team and a spare pokeball in his bagpack, he met prof. Joey "The Legendary Rattata trainer".It was there prof.Joey explained to him why he should get a ratata instead of a pikachu