Kruton's emporiums of rhymes (yellow server)

[Kruton]

Welcome To This Wonderful Poem shop

 

Have you ever needed an uplifting read, perhaps a chuckle or just bored and wanted to test the limits of someones imagination?

Well now you can, with this wonderful shop.

This shop was started after i enjoyed making a poem for the February poem contest, which I later placed second.

From there this shop idea was born.

So what would happen is after purchase, You would get to pick a topic of your choice and I will write a poem about it as fast as i can.

How much for this poem you ask?

Well the minimum is 5k, but I will accept donations for larger amounts if you wish to tip.

Is there any topic i can pick or from just a set list?

The topics must be pg and cannot be insulting someone, this is more for fun and enjoyment.

 

 

Now these poems may be kept private at the buyers request, otherwise i will most like post in this thread along with the subject that was asked.

So Would you like to buy a Poem?

 

Heres a sample poem about the founding of the red riders guild

 

-- Red riders beginnings--

Once a long time ago,

before there was an easter plateau,

an event had started it was the valentines

people had read the admins signs

a hunt had started on route 10

it was here that krutons counting began

it was made public as a new contest was here

whoever guessed right would be sure to cheer

for when kruton found a valentine mon

whoever guessed closest, would have won

100,200,300, 4

the count kept growing as people came in and out the door

but slowly and suredly, help chat grew close

a shiny voltorb who had taken a freezing screen dose

people scrambled and helped on how to save it

while kruton lost his mind, on a verge of a fit

but saved it was on account of the group

there were yesses, cheers and even a woop(kruton)

when a joke was thrown out into the wind

we should start a guild , "you are all my friend"

a joke it was, but traction was there

a crowdfund began in the night air

clipper the hours so he would create

as money was dropped for the red rider's fate

it was created, the leaders there on

they were clipper agg and kruton

from there expansion arose

to get the helpers of help chat and to win against all who oppose

it worked,how still a mystery

but that is the story, of the red riders' history

--end--