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The animal I really dig,

Above all others is the pig.

Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,

Pigs are courteous. However,

Now and then, to break this rule,

One meets a pig who is a fool.

What, for example, would you say,

If strolling through the woods one day,

Right there in front of you you saw

A pig who'd built his house of STRAW?

The Wolf who saw it licked his lips,

And said, 'That pig has had his chips.'

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'

'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'

'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'

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The little pig began to pray,

But Wolfie blew his house away.

He shouted, 'Bacon, pork and ham!

Oh, what a lucky Wolf I am!'

And though he ate the pig quite fast,

He carefully kept the tail till last.

Wolf wandered on, a trifle bloated.

Surprise, surprise, for soon he noted

Another little house for pigs,

And this one had been built of TWIGS!

 

'Little pig, little pig, let me come in!'

'No, no, by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin!'

'Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!'

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'Two juicy little pigs!' Wolf cried,

'But still I'm not quite satisfied!

I know how full my tummy's bulging,

But oh, how I adore indulging.'

So creeping quietly as a mouse,

The Wolf approached another house,

A house which also had inside

A little piggy trying to hide.

'You'll not get me!' the Piggy cried.

'I'll blow you down!' the Wolf replied.

'You'll need,' Pig said, 'a lot of puff,

And I don't think you've got enough.'

Wolf huffed and puffed and blew and blew.

The house stayed up as good as new.

'If I can't blow it down,' Wolf said,

I'll have to blow it up instead.

I'll come back in the dead of night

And blow it up with dynamite!'

Pig cried, 'You brute! I might have known!'

Then, picking up the telephone,

He dialed as quickly as he could

The number of red Riding Hood.

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'Hello,' she said. 'Who's speaking? Who?

Oh, hello, Piggy, how d'you do?'

Pig cried, 'I need your help, Miss Hood!

Oh help me, please! D'you think you could?'

'I'll try of course,' Miss Hood replied.

'What's on your mind...?' 'A Wolf!' Pig cried.

'I know you've dealt with wolves before,

And now I've got one at my door!'

 

'My darling Pig,' she said, 'my sweet,

That's something really up my street.

I've just begun to wash my hair.

But when it's dry, I'll be right there.'

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