I don't usually rant or post any problems but I been playing pro for a couple of years now and I would like to know why, just why do I have the crappiest luck in pvp. I never win a speed tie, my moves always miss, whenever I use a move I never flinch or crit, but my opponent gets all the above. Can any mod take a look at this rng coding on my account. Am I missing something here?

It's just you being unlucky. Bad luck happens to us all. We're all in the same, bro.

 

Just look at me. Already balding and getting fat at 24.

its the same reason some people have multiple high tier shinys at low hours and some have none at high hours. rng chooses who to side with and who to not. you just got chose by the wrong team