Granted, but you end up stuck in your dream eating that delicious cake forever.

 

I wish for world peace.

Granted. But God will be confused that did you say peace or piece.

So, he will give a small land [a piece of the world]

 

I wish I could get a 6×31 Shiny Kyurem in PRO.

Granted, but that Kyurem also has the ability Truant.

 

I wish I had a really comfortable big pillow to sit on when playing video games on my bed.

Granted. But you will have to pay 999999999999999999 million for that or else it will disappear.

 

I wish I could shake hands with Emma Watson :Heart: :Heart:

Granted. But it's not actually Emma Watson.

 

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I wish the Earth would shrink :Ambivalent:

Granted but your neighbours become American.

 

I wish the Ugandan Knuckles meme would finally just die off.

Granted but your neighbours become American.

 

I wish the Ugandan Knuckles meme would finally just die off.

 

Granted. But you will have to show us da wae first.

 

I wish da wae would be the national anthem of PRO.

Granted, but everyone stops playing PRO due to how dead the meme is.

 

I wish to become a cat.

Granted, but you can no longer enjoy music, chat on your favorite social network or even play PRO. As if it wasn't enough, you've also been taken by a family who already owns dogs, and they just LOVE to "play" with you!

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep and could stay awake for weeks without feeling tired.

Granted, but due to the insane amount of extra time awake that you have, you slowly get bored and go insane.

 

I wish I could turn back time.