Granted, you now have chips... Casino chips. Now you can become addicted to gambling!

 

I wish I could find an Android drawing application as performant as Clip Studio Paint.

Granted, but it will have so many bugs you wish you never downloaded it.

 

I wish i owned a home near the sea.

Granted. By the way, incoming Tsunami!

 

I wish my mid-term break was extended for another week.

Granted. But, you'd be locked in a room for a week and made to eat prison food.

 

I wish I could teleport myself and others

Granted but u can only teleport when u dont want to

 

I wish to own a full old car collection

Granted, but the cars are so old that they're extremely rusty and can no longer function.

 

I wish Rekkuza would see this post.

I wish Rekkuza would see this post.

Granted, but Rekkuza will never visit this post again.

 

I wish to be unbeatable at PvP.

Granted, but Rekkuza will never visit this post again.

 

I wish to be unbeatable at PvP.

B-but why...

 

 

Granted, but as a result, you can never PvP again in order to be unbeatable at PvP.

 

 

I wish I could speak every language.

I wish I could speak every language.

Granted, but you won't be able to talk anymore.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you won't be able to talk anymore.

 

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can never come down

 

I wish I could breath underwater